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Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages https://t.co/4GvCcfPK9j

— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) March 31, 2026

 Bryon Noem, husband of former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, has allegedly been cross-dressing and messaging sex workers who specialize in “bimbofication” to turn him “into a girl,” according to a report published in The Daily Mail.

Yes, you’re reading that correctly.

In hundreds of messages reviewed by the Daily Mail, the 56-year-old is allegedly shown messaging sex workers who specialize in “bimbofication,” or a type of roleplay fetish that involves being turned into a stereotypical bimbo or Barbie dolls in some cases.

According to the publication, Bryon Noem messaged three sex workers that he enjoyed their “huge, huge ridiculous boobs,” and sent over $25,000 to them. In one of the photos included in the report, he appears to be wearing a large, makeshift breast plate made of balloons under a peach crop top and tight pink shorts. Another appears to show South Dakota’s former “First Gentleman” pouting in a selfie wearing green tight pants and another balloon-stuffed crop top.

In one message, Bryon Noem told a sex worker, “You turn me into a girl” and then asked, “Should I put on leggings?”